christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
let’s watch movies with our hands down each other’s pants
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
The Best of Cards Against Humanity: It’s kind of like the extremely offensive version of Apples to Apples.
I played it for the first time this evening with my friends and here were the best ones. (They aren’t meant to be taken seriously, of course!)
I swear to God you guys, do not let me design a house. This is all thanks to the sink fandom.
and the staircase fandom
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet